its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically
This is perfect.
I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
gee i wonder why
THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
Based on awesome Cyanide & Happiness! :D